We know what you do on the internet

Create april fools day joke

This will create a page that will make a person believe we can identify him automatically.
However all facts we know are provided by you. After we have gained his trust making him believe we know everything about him we will present him with some false facts about him. Possible ideas:

• You recently stole from your company
• You dye your hair
• ....

1. Name of your 'victim'
2. Where is he now (location)
3. Birthdate

   1. Year 1920 1921 1922 1923 1924 1925 1926 1927 1928 1929 1930 1931 1932 1933 1934 1935 1936 1937 1938 1939 1940 1941 1942 1943 1944 1945 1946 1947 1948 1949 1950 1951 1952 1953 1954 1955 1956 1957 1958 1959 1960 1961 1962 1963 1964 1965 1966 1967 1968 1969 1970 1971 1972 1973 1974 1975 1976 1977 1978 1979 1980 1981 1982 1983 1984 1985 1986 1987 1988 1989 1990 1991 1992 1993 1994 1995 1996 1997
   2. Month January February March April May June July August September October November December
   3. Day 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31
4. Some true fact about the person (e.g. you work at .. )
5. Some other true fact about the person (e.g. you are married to .. )
6. Some other true fact about the person (e.g. you like ... )
7. Ok, we have his trust now. Enter some fun fact here